brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

(via generalboobs)

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

(via wholesomeobsessive)

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

secretorangepotato:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

It would be the end of me

(via tillybowes)

webofgoodnews:

Here’s some more kindness and heroism to make sure you have faith in humanity. :)

Image sources: 1, 2

(via magnus-raydor-mills)

secondhandroses:

Maura Isles + Colors of the Rainbow

(via reginas-pure-heart-ouat)

Pride (2014)

(where can i get this woman’s magic lesbian summoning powers?)

(via sarahlancashire)

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

secretorangepotato:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

It would be the end of me

(via generalboobs)

nemesismess:

sassycappy87:

Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

(via lesbe-nerdy)

gailsrookie:

He wasn’t the best president but I always liked him.

(via sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart)

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

(via hoochiemermaid)

Thank you.

(via danielleslay)

(via sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart)

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

(via thisismy-once-upon-a-time)